Variety Talk Series
THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART • COMEDY CENTRAL • CENTRAL PRODUCTIONS, LLC JON STEWART, ADAM LOWITT, JENNIFER FLANZ, STEVE BODOW, TIM GREENBERG, JILL KATZ, HILLARY KUN, STUART MILLER, PAMELA DEPACE, JUSTIN MELKMANN, KAHANE COOPERMAN
JON STEWART: Thank you. Thank you. Without the music it really feels very judgmental. I gotta tell you. Everybody's staring, going, "It's been 10 seconds. Entertain us." To everybody on television, I just want to tell you cling to it as long as you can. Like death. Like in "The Titanic," the guy who was -- cling to it. I have been off of television for six weeks, seven weeks, whatever it is. This is the first applause I've heard.
(Laughter.)
It is a barren wasteland out there where they say hello, whatever, but did you know -- okay. You have craft services. Okay. Out in the world there are tables with food, but you can't take it.
(Laughter.)
It costs money. Very little of it is gluten-free or vegan. Anyway, these people, I love desperately. I will never work with a group of people like this. I will never have an experience like this again. Comedy Central blessed me with this, and these guys did all the work. And LL Cool J, I think, was referring to me as a new jack, I believe. I was the new jack.
LL COOL J: Yeah, you were.
JON STEWART: Sounds better out of him. Thank you so very much. You will never have to see me again. Thank you.